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Cryptids I have known: an occasional series

Today's cryptid is the Bandit Cat

Bigger than your average housecat, it weighs about as much as a Canadian lynx, but with a gorgeous bushy tail that is the envy of lynxes. A bite from a radioactive human endowed the Bandit Cat with a taste for McDonald's food and a desire to play percussion in a garage band. Its name comes from the mask it wears in a poor attempt to hide its identity. If you want to see the Bandit Cat, leave some McDonald's food or a drum set out--or just put the McDonald's food in a metal trash can; that works, too. If you compliment it on its sick beats, you'll have a friend for life.

Bandit Cat


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This entry was originally posted at http://asakiyume.dreamwidth.org/853790.html. Comments are welcome at either location.

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dark_phoenix54
Jun. 14th, 2017 02:58 pm (UTC)
AKA the Trash Panda!
asakiyume
Jun. 14th, 2017 03:00 pm (UTC)
endorsed!
I Approve of That Alternative Name.
yamamanama
Jun. 14th, 2017 06:02 pm (UTC)
I was just about to say that.

Also, if you haven't seen the post I made last weekend, you should. There's some cool artwork.
sartorias
Jun. 14th, 2017 11:21 pm (UTC)
What a gorgeous animal!
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